this blog is brought to you by...

...a self obbsessed, egocentric, narcasist.

The girls around here all look like cadillacs,

no one likes a stranger here,

I'd come home but i'm afraid

that you won't take me back,

I paid fifteen dollars for a prostitute,

with too much makeup and a broken shoe,

but her eyes were just a counterfeit,

she tried to gyp me out of it,

but you know that i'm still in love you.

Don't listen to the rumors that you hear about me,

cause i ain't as bad as they make me out to be,

well i may lose my mind but baby can't you see,

that i'll be savin' all my love for you.

~ Tom Waits