Wile E. Coyote - Super Genious

Rule 1. The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "Beep-Beep!"
Rule 2. No outside force can harm the Coyote -

only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products.
Rule 3. The Coyote could stop anytime - if he were not a fanatic.

(Repeat: "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when

he has forgotten his aim." - George Santayana)
Rule 5. The Road Runner must stay on the road -

otherwise, logically, he would not be called Road Runner.
Rule 6. All action must be confined to the natural environment

of the two characters - the Southwest American desert.
Rule 7. All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences

must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
Rule 8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
Rule 9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.
(Rule 10.) The audience's sympathy must remain

with the Coyote . com