"do you have touched by an angel on dvd? no, you dont have it?"
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
alternativereel . comArt, Paranoia, Eschatology, Fashion Tips
We had a brief fling, Fred and I, just to prove we weren't meant to be lovers. Our compatibility was only exceeded by our lack of passion. The necessary tension just wasn't there.
It was good to get it out of the way.
It was good to get it out of the way.
Nihilist - Dont care about nuttin
Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her toe! Nihilist #3: She though we'd be getting million dollars!
Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!
Walter Sobchak: Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.
Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.
Antonin Artaud - To have done with the judgment of God.
'The human faceis an empty power, a
field of death ...
... after countless thousands of years
that the human face has spoken
and breathed
one still has the impression
that it hasn't even begun to
say what it is and what it knows.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
this blog is brought to you by...
...a self obbsessed, egocentric, narcasist.
The girls around here all look like cadillacs,
no one likes a stranger here,
I'd come home but i'm afraid
that you won't take me back,
I paid fifteen dollars for a prostitute,
with too much makeup and a broken shoe,
but her eyes were just a counterfeit,
she tried to gyp me out of it,
but you know that i'm still in love you.
Don't listen to the rumors that you hear about me,
cause i ain't as bad as they make me out to be,
well i may lose my mind but baby can't you see,
that i'll be savin' all my love for you.
~ Tom Waits
Some times you just have to ask yourself
you cant see it. Its all knowing.but it cant suck your dick...
the book . com
that asks . com
the easy questions . com
Gratuitous
The moon is red and yourDancin real slow
29 miles left to go
The chain momkeys
Help you with your load
You're rollin over to the
Friday, March 27, 2009
better get yourself a gun
Congressman Sam Albert: [on TV] We knew that we had to monitor our enemies. We've also come to realise that we need to monitor the people who are monitoring them...
Carla Dean: Well, who's gonna monitor the monitors of the monitors?
Robert Clayton Dean: I wouldn't mind doing a little *monitoring* myself.
Carla Dean: Yes, and you've got lots and lots of *monitoring* to do.
Eric Dean: Are you guys talking about sex?
Enemy of the state (1998)
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
but what makes me a fucking expert you ask . com
Mumia Abu - Jamal.
Mumia Abu-Jamal (born Wesley Cook on April 24, 1954) is an American who was convicted and sentenced to death for the 1981 murder of police officer Daniel Faulkner.[2] Prior to his arrest he was a Black Panther Party activist, cab driver, and journalist. Since his conviction, his case has received international attention and he has become a controversial cultural icon. Supporters and opponents disagree on the appropriateness of the death penalty, whether he is guilty, or whether he received a fair trial.[3][4][5] During his imprisonment he has published several books and other commentaries, notably Live from Death Row. As of 2008, his legal appeals are still unsettled and he is a prisoner at SCI Greene[6] near Waynesburg, Pennsylvania.Jail for my girl.
Looks like princess will be making a few girl on girl scenes in the slammer.
i, for one, will miss her greatly.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
to many to drink, and no - im not pretending.
First attested 1817 in English, the word "kaleidoscope" derives from the Greek καλός (kalos), "beautiful"[1] + είδος (eidos), "shape"[2] + σκοπέω (scopeο), "to look at, to examine"
Monday, March 23, 2009
your body is a wonderland
"Very well done! It made me very hungry."
Danny DeVito, US actor
"Nothing short of magnificent, da Vinci would love it."
Luke Perrry, US actor
"Thank you! I am very grateful to time been invited to this exhibition. It was the most gorgeous meeting of the scientific and the poetic. How humbly the maker bowed to science made the greatness of this so much larger. *Gratitude* for the nourishment and the generosity."
Björk, Icelandic singer
Keep you reading.
Fauvism
The word Fauvism comes from the French word fauve, which means "wild animals". And indeed - this new modern art style was a bit wild - with strong and vivid colors. Paul Gauguin and the Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh had carried Impressionism to its limits by using expressive colors. Fauvism went one step further in using simplified designs in combination with an "orgy of pure colors" as it was characterized by their critics. The first exhibition by Fauvist artists took place in 1905. The best-known fauve artists are Henri Matisse, Andre Derain, Maurice de Vlaminch, Kees van Dongen and Raoul Dufy.
The word Fauvism comes from the French word fauve, which means "wild animals". And indeed - this new modern art style was a bit wild - with strong and vivid colors. Paul Gauguin and the Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh had carried Impressionism to its limits by using expressive colors. Fauvism went one step further in using simplified designs in combination with an "orgy of pure colors" as it was characterized by their critics. The first exhibition by Fauvist artists took place in 1905. The best-known fauve artists are Henri Matisse, Andre Derain, Maurice de Vlaminch, Kees van Dongen and Raoul Dufy.
Cooper the cat
i love my cat,but i dont want to see what he does all day.
that would take away all the reasons
that i love that fucking cat.
Mr coopers art exhibit . com
and a few images on flicker . com
Pleasures of the damned
on Coronado Street
I used to get drunk
and throw the radio through the window
while it was playing, and, of course,
it would break the glass in the window
and the radio would sit there on the roof
still playing
and I'd tell my woman,"
Ah, what a marvelous radio!"
the next morning I'd take the window
off the hinges and carry it down the street
to the glass man
who would put in another pane.
I kept throwing that radio through the window
each time I got drunk
and it would sit there on the roof
still playing-a magic radio
a radio with guts,
and each morning I'd take the window back to the glass man.
I don't remember how it ended exactly
though I do remember
we finally moved out.
there was a woman downstairs who worked
in the garden in her bathing suit,
she really dug with that trowel
and she put her behind up in the air
and I used to sit in the window
and watch the sun shine all over that thing
while the music played.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Thank god for this little girl.
Solveig stands proudly beside her zombie graffiti design. "I wanted to do a painting of a pretty girl that was now a zombie
and everything she touches dies... even her poor cat,"
she said
Nerve: the first ten years.
One of the better buys for this year - already.suprizingly not a taschen production.,
but its going to be super sweet regadless.
'cause belive me, this book is a keeper . com
Sunday, March 15, 2009
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Saturday, March 14, 2009
The new Andy Kaufman???
Imagine that...that this whole hip hop thing is a Bio mockumentry about
how fucking gullable and foolish we are as a consumer.
wouldnt that make a fucking sweet show...
Friday, March 13, 2009
Zeitgeist - Fact, fiction or Irrelevent?
If you search the web for similarities between Jesus and pagan deities, you will be met with countless results presenting the same erroneous material which provide no original religious sources to validate their claims. However, if you search the religious texts of the figures in question you will be presented with straightforward information that reveals the claim that the story of Jesus was stolen from pagan myths to be utterly false. For the reader's convenience, I supply links throughout this discussion to the original religious texts so you can see for yourself that the "Pagan Copycat Theory" has been completely fabricated.investigation into the similarities . com
the you tube expose1 type thing . com
this uni student creep...
Your tripping out
guy 1: dude, he's so always so stoned but so chill... what a pothead
guy 2: he's not a pothead he's a stoner
guy 1: what's the difference?
guy 2: pothead is just a label, stoner is a way of life.
with
and of course,
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Sticks and stones.
"It's snide, it's trash talk, it's the bane of the internet right now,"
Ms Salisbury said.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
"dont leave me" ~ Jaques Brel
Do not leave me now We must just forget
Yes, we can forget All that’s flown beyond
Let’s forget the time The misunderstands
And the wasted time To find out how To forget these hours
Which sometimes kill The blows of why, A heart full of joy.
Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now
I offer you Pearls of rain Coming from the lands Where it never rains
I will cross the world Till after my death To cover your bosom With gold and light
I will make a kingdom where love will be king W here love will be the law
Where you will be queen
Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now
I Will invent for you The insane words That you’ll understand And I will tell you
Of these lovers who Were seen twice With their hearts in blaze
I will say in detail The story of this king Dead, from having not Encountered you.
Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now
One often recalls Flames light anew From an old volcano Thought to be too old.
It appears that The scorched fields Can give more corn Than the best of springs.
And when evening comes In this blazing sky The red and the night Marry nevermore.
Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now Do not leave me now
I will cry no more I will talk no more Will hide somehow
Just to look at youDance and smile
And to hear you Sing and then laugh
Do not leave me now
Do not leave me now
Monday, March 9, 2009
Addicted to intervention
Easily the most entertaining show on fox at the moment.It like the lottery trying to figure out which
one of these poor suckers is going to make it.
Another dude with bucket loads of talent . comDiary of a dead man.
A photografic journey through the pits of what i imagine
to either be heaven or hell.
sim sorry i ruined your prom night, megan.
class and dignity just get in the wayof having a really sweet night at the prom.
Friday, March 6, 2009
A wolfe amoung the sheep
“We are always acting on what has just finished happening.
It happened at least 1/30th of a second ago.
We think we're in the present, but we aren't.
The present we know is only a movie of the past.”
Tom Wolfe
Paint Jam
“Only when he no longer knows what he
is doing does the painter do good things”
Edgar Dega
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