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"Don't you bully me with your politeness! Love is hard to believe, ask any lover. Life is hard to believe, ask any scientist.
God is hard to believe, ask any believer.
What is your problem with hard to believe?"
~ Yann Martel.
nothing
Saturday, January 31, 2009
My suffering had left me sad and gloomy.
"Don't you bully me with your politeness! Love is hard to believe, 
Friday, January 30, 2009
Its kinda been one of them days.
Wanna buy you kid a present he can leave
imprinted on the heads and hearts of people
for the rest of both your lifes.
Nah, me niether.
Look at me mum, im going to do a backflip.
im doing the best i can,
thanking god for the blessings,
you know, these two, warm handfulls of tit.
Now it's just gratuitius.
“I said, 'Women don't normally sleep in a bra.
I can't wake up in this scene wearing a bra, it's ridiculous,'”
Definatly no egg on franks face.
The Spirit: Somebody find me a tie! I don't care what kind, but by God, it had better be red!
sticking to the roots .com
Marlo Meekins does not just have a trippy name
Again,some one who can blow your mind.
By drawing things and people,
in ways you could - but couldnt - imagine them
These are the sounds, of visual silence
I think this site was made for bored office workers.But i just find it, quite simply,
The biggest and most ultimate trip on the internet.
Whats our excuse?
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
If untouched, unchanged - we can live forever.
Imagine a permanent loop.
Like the chick bouncing her tits in the gif
above the track of the day.
Just bouncing her boobs.
over and over and over and over...
She keeps a Moet Chandon, in a pretty cabinet...
When i was in Prauge me and my girl went to this museumIt was amazing, but not as good as the 30p pints
on the boardwalk, out side.
Watching all the fat english tourists with bulldog tattoos
burn their eyes out looking at the sun dial.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Well you wore out your welcome with random precision
"For June Bolan, the alarm bells began to sound only when Syd kept his girlfriend under lock and key for three days, occasionally shoving a ration of biscuits under the door." "I went to Barrett's flat to see Harry and there was this terrible noise. It sounded like heating pipes shaking. I said, 'What's up?' and he sort of giggled and said, 'That's Syd having a bad trip. We put him in the linen cupboard"
Bend me, shake me, any way you want me.
"A good celebrity is like Side Show Bob, it needs integrety and pride
before you can humiliate it."
~ Tom, The guy on my couch
Looking so good i want to smack my self.
Some time a woman comes along and blows your mind.Makes you really appreciate how amazingly beautiful the
human race can be.
But usally you just think about how she'd look nude.
Or what position her parents concieved her in.
Getting rich by getting you drunk.
Don P.
It used to be classy, i think...
Its now a prop for rappers in beamers who wouldnt drink
the shit unless it ate up there cash flow.
Los Hombres Loco.
So there are ezines, and then there are clever people.This man, knows something that the rest of us dont.
I can see that. I mean to say, it's there.
you know what i mean, right, there.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
The football season is over
"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt."
Fuck; versitile and classy.
Holden Caulfield would be spinning in his grave.Or riding the a-bomb straight to earth like he promised me.
Jo Copabianco is a strange individual
Try listening to this with a beer, while other people make more money
for being way superior to yourself.
Never let change get in the way of a good yarn.
Benjamin Gump.Forest Button.
Nope, no funny play on words.
Just stories ontop of stories,
and internet critics.
Between the Barrators and Thieves, we are.
Dant'es Divine Comedy, in a game?
Im just praying they dont fuck this up as bad as Clive Barkers piece of shit Jerico.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Main stream porn is my new fetish...
After Womans Lib, Berlin, Ahpartied and recently self made milf Palin porn was destined to full circle swing.
Arise my prettys, soon the world will be ours...
Or full of cheap hookers with a couple of kids
and ciggerette burns on their arms.
Listen to Joe Cocker - Feeling Alright, while you inhale glue to this site.
Listen to Joe Cocker - Feeling Alright, while you inhale glue to this site.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
John Milton: You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?
The first ever rhinoplasty surgery.
A guy down the pub was telling about this one time when his mate"was so hungrey he eat 2 whole chickens, like fully whole chickens,
You know, like the ones from red rooster. Yeah, and like 2 one point two
five letre bottles of coke. I felt really sorry for Pig cause he had to
empty johnnys colosomy bag like 2 times man, in the same night..."
you feel me slave?
can you feel me?
"Hello out there? is any one alive out there?" ~ The boat guy from titanic
Stan Lee: [passes by magic eye picture stops] Oh it's a sailboat. [Pats William on the back and walks off]
Willam Black: [pat loses it] When Lord when! When do I get to see the sailboat! [he kicks the picture over]
i know your not impressed . com
One small head is better than none.
Because people are cunts.And belive me, i dont mean that in the vaginal way.
i mean they will take every thing that you have, swallow it up.
The most preciouse things you have,
Suck it up, spit it out.
Well, maybe that is a little bit vaginal...
Im embarrassed for the lot of us.
I went to the moonlight cinema a while ago.There were two couples in front of us.
One was an White chick with an asian dude, you know, the other were two whites.
The two boys shook hands, scooted together for a photo that kind of thing.
Okay, but really? really? are these two guys friends
Do they get along? Do they talk on the phone?
Did he fuck his girlfriend? Was it awkward?
Does she know? Does any one else know?
Does it matter?
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Ever jack off to a cartoon?
"I have always had an abiding interest in that type of female anatomy," says Crumb. He tells me that Aline is both physically and mentally strong; his kind of woman. "She's very dominant. She has complete alpha energy. I'm just a vacillating, ineffectual individual."
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
A picture is worth A mouth full of spit.
So all im saying right, is you flip through a girlfriend magazine,and you might see, like, a half shadowed camel toe...
You know, or something like that - A trigger we can call it.
Maybe a loose bikini, the soft part inside a womans arm, maybe sand on a pair of feet.
and then it clicks and the trigger goes off...
And there is nothing you can do, is there?
Come on, admit it...
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Sex sells, right?
but im making FUCK ALL from dropping gems on your heads.
waste more time by looking at dumb shit . com
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. ~Emma Goldman
Mabye they can.
Maybe hope is all we need.
Maybe I should just take things on face value,
but where is the stress in that?
Better than guns, better than ciggerettes.
Imagine being able to drawn, or create, a womanmore beautiful than your parents when they fucked,
you know, if your a chick...
and drinking a glass of Dr pepper on ice.
ZING!
Trying to class up the joint.
I just saw a Dharma bums first edition.
In a glass cabinet.
i wanted to take a photo
but the bitch at the antique joint was sending a fax so i couldnt ask.
And im far to much of a pussy to be rude when im sober.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
What ever will be, will be.
Imagine earth really was the Planet of the apes.
But the apes got smart and disgused them selfs as woman.
and now they are running the show...
Que, Sera Sera.
Nothing like the beautiful things in life to make you crack a boner.
I love it when artist make semi pornacceptible by marking its merit as art, or political, or scientific.
View this site while listening to
Mini Ripition - Loveing you
and dont think about any thing but how amazing
and dont think about any thing but how amazing
the big man was for making woman so insatiably delicious
Friday, January 16, 2009
Turning water into wine and then vomiting in the sink.
I know how you think.
Im close, real close, to figuring this all out.
You take some thing great - degrade it and boom...
instant self satisfaction.
wait, thats not what i mean
that doesnt make any sence at all.
The pretty boobs will always getcha.
We never grow up. Never.
We just get more money and freedowm that we
palm off as maturity. Make other people feel guilty,
cause they are caught up in that child like wonder,
that we are to full of jelousy to enjoy.
Take a few seconds to think about that,
or dont,
then see horny honeys do jumping jacks.
cause THAT my fucking friend, is what its all about.
A good man, a better man than me.
i made a blog so i could bitch and whine,
you know, act like a desperate house wife.
This blog is better - its all about carrots...
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
The art of paranoir.
When i think of Sects i think of
Freemasons, Jonestown, children of God.
But this place is much fucking cooler. like games for our culture.
More crazy asian shit.
i cant be exactly one hundred percent certain
on whats happening here, but it looks like people
prentending to be dead...
what the fuck for i have no idea, i mean,
who wants to be dead?
Its all in bad taste...but it taste so good.
Bordem is an easy fixSome people sleep all day, some work, others watch T.V.
Some people spend their weekends taking smack, or reading, or not.
that is the EXACT MIDDLE of the internet.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
fuck you photo bucket.
Fuck you photobucket. Fucking cry babys.
The Big Lebowski: Are you employed, sir?
The Dude: Employed?
The Big Lebowski: You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
The Dude: Is this a... what day is this?
The Big Lebowski: Well, I do work sir, so if you don't mind...
The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Monday, January 12, 2009
you are what you drink, and tomorrow i intend to be drunk.
i heard in Japan you can get undies from vending machines.
From Geisha's to Anime porn...
them guys REALLY know how to party
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Some people talk shit, others eat it.
"And, yes, I am working on a weed-scented Sharpie. I've been testing the combination in my
studio for many years,
and I think I've almost got it just right. "
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