Tell me.

Look at Curtis at the bottom of the screen.
At the bottom of the page.
Jesus H Christ.

Again, and again and again.

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did he say nig?r

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女孩陰毛 by Alberto Mielgo from alberto mielgo on Vimeo.

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...self loathing

art imitating life or nature or some shit

"To understand what McQueen means, one must first understand the story of the lost continent of Atlantis. It starts in 355 B.C. with the Greek philosopher Plato. As legend goes, 9000 years before the time of Plato, after the people of Atlantis became corrupt and greedy, Plato writes that the gods decided to destroy them. A violent earthquake shook the land, giant waves rolled over the shores, and the island sank into the sea, never to be seen again."

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Art, motherfucker.

"Earlier this week, 1.5 million people filled the streets of Berlin, Germany to watch a several-day performance by France's Royal de Luxe street theatre company titled "The Berlin Reunion". Part of the celebrations of the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, the Reunion show featured two massive marionettes, the Big Giant, a deep-sea diver, and his niece, the Little Giantess. The storyline of the performance has the two separated by a wall, thrown up by "land and sea monsters". The Big Giant has just returned from a long and difficult - but successful - expedition to destroy the wall, and now the two are walking the streets of Berlin, seeking each other after many years apart. I'll let the photos below tell the rest of the story."

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Bowing out.

R.I.P J.D.

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Ten of the Top.

10. Marilyn Monroe. She may not have produced a large collection, but she did dabble. In fact, she created a painting of a red rose for none other than J.F.K., signing it “President Kennedy, Happy Birthday and again I say Happy Birthday. Always, Marilyn Monroe, June 1, 1962.” She died before she had the chance to give it to him and it was sold in an auction of her personal items a few years ago.

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Looking for god or your daddy?

"Sendak's illustrated children's story is one of the few things I can confidently call "perfect." It's the tale of a boy's tantrum and his fed-up mother's rejection of him — bed without supper. And it's the tale of the dream that transports him over the sea, in his wolf pajamas, to a land of monsters who crown him king and help him act out all his rowdy, infantile impulses — until the rage goes out of his system and he longs to return home. Sendak's huge creatures are on the border between stuffed-animal cuddlesome and mythically grotesque: perfect mascots for Sendak, whose fantasies are always double-edged. They can liberate you or consume you."

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Swimming in it.

Ingredients:

1 1/4 oz. strawberry vodka such as Stoli
1/8 oz. Rose’s lime juice
3/4 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
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Animal Mummies.

"In 1888 an Egyptian farmer digging in the sand near the village of Istabl Antar uncovered a mass grave. The bodies weren't human. They were feline—ancient cats that had been mummified and buried in pits in staggering numbers. "Not one or two here and there," reported the English Illustrated Magazine, "but dozens, hundreds, hundreds of thousands, a layer of them, a stratum thicker than most coal seams, ten to twenty cats deep." Some of the linen-wrapped cats still looked presentable, and a few even had gilded faces. Village children peddled the best specimens to tourists for change; the rest were sold in bulk as fertilizer. One ship hauled about 180,000, weighing some 38,000 pounds, to Liverpool to be spread on the fields of England."

Animals everlasting . com

Big Head.

giant doll heads that you can wear,
if your into that type of thing,

Of course . com

Buika.

The worlds first isometric 3D game

"Every now and then, the software market blossoms and an incredibly different hybrid evolves. Always, just when you think it's safe to banter about the banality of the current software selection on the high street shelves, something new comes along heralded by the fanfare of enthusiastic reviews from all and sundry. Such a program was Quicksilva's Ant Attack. Or perhaps more in keeping with the recent trend towards the 'software superstar', one should say Sandy White's Ant Attack."

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The house of the rising.

"By and large, Jazz has always been like the kind of a
man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with."
~ Duke Ellington

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Peaches - Fuck the pain away.

andres65080 (2 days ago) Show Hide
that girl has sex appeal. you saw the way she was shaking her ass int he begining?

i would break her

Happy Australia Day

"You never want an Australian with his back against the wall. You put any 12 blokes together and you'll get a job done. Whether it's getting a bogged four-wheel-drive off the beach or standing in front of a cricket wicket and making sure we're in a dominant position. It's the same dog, different leg action, so to speak"

- Matthew Hayden - cricket player

Matter of fact, i got it now...

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blind

Im drunk and feeling like a fool, those that know me will know this to be true.

“the world best poem”

I pull out a pen

And wait for inspiration.

Wait for the first

Few words.

She enters.

“you could have

Moved the cum tissue”

“thats not the cum tissue”

“yes it is”

“ah, okay, i found

The opening line.”

I say

and shift my pen

Into motion.

The opening lines to the

Greatest poem ever written.

Better than howl,

than gakau.

The best.

I say this aloud.

“Pfft,

If you recon”

she says

And opens

the 3 buckWine

Like it was the neck

Of a turkey;

She pours it into

A tea cup.

I get up,

Fall into her chest

And say

“Give me receptions number

Woman

Im going to call them

and let them know the

Greatest poem

In the world is being written.”

I step back,

Breath –

a little bit.

Her wild eyes lock onto mine

And in the second

Before i crack

We share a brief

Moment of pure

Understanding.

I pick up the telephone.

“and im not paying the

50 bucks for

The garbage removal”

I sleep like a king

Amoung

Men

on a bed made

by the most true feeling

of worthlessness

life has to

offer.

or not.

you cunts.

This is art.

“the dumbest thing”

“I cant promise ill

Always love you”

she says;

chips in her mouth.

“yeah dee,

I can understand that.;

At least no one can call you a lier."

I hear the sound

Of a spoon clink

In a bowl

and

2001 space oddisy

On the telly.

“words cant

Describe how hrd

It is to say.”

Words cant describe.

I hug her feet.

The cat

Eats the custard from

The bottom of the bowl

and

pretends he

Dosent know

Whats

Going

on

Capt'n Morgs.

“I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.”

On the cover.

Photoshop plug-ins and filters can be very useful but sometimes it seems that they have developed a bum rap among the design elite for making things “too easy.” How do you go about convincing people that filters and plug-ins are not a crutch and are ok to use?

It really depends on how you use them. Usually you can go much deeper into them to create things that would be difficult or very time consuming to do by hand. How much is your time worth? If you spend 30 minutes messing around with layers, blend modes, built-in Photoshop filters, etc. vs. 5 minutes applying a filter, I wouldn’t say that’s smart design. Especially if your client comes in and wants changes. But, yeah, some people are a little too reliant on the presets that ship with most plug-ins. There’s a certain level of user that really wants presets, so we always have them… but we always try to give users enough control that they can get in there and create some unique effects fairly easily.

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Go fuck yourself - Make love to me.

"Narcissus is another example among several of a beautiful young man who spurned sex and died as a result. As such, his myth has much in common with those of Adonis and Hippolytus. In the Roman poet Ovid's retelling of the myth, Narcissus is the son of the river god Cephissus and the nymph Liriope. Tiresias, the seer, told his parents that the child "would live to an old age if it did not look at itself." Many nymphs and girls fell in love with him but he rejected them. One of these nymphs, Echo, was so distraught over this rejection that she withdrew into a lonely spot and faded until all that was left was a plaintive whisper. The goddess Nemesis heard the rejected girls prayers for vengeance and arranged for Narcissus to fall in love with his own reflection. He stayed watching his reflection and let himself die. It is quite possible, however, that the connection between Echo and Narcissus was entirely Ovid's own invention, for there is no earlier witness to it."

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99 problems but a bitch aint one.

The shades of night were falling fast,
As through an Alpine village passed
A youth, who bore, 'mid snow and ice,
A banner with the strange device,

Excelsior! . com

Potato Skull.

David: The first time I really looked at your work was when you gave me your book Baghave. What impressed me about those drawings was that though they were very direct and intuitive, they still retained a graphic sophistication. They are obviously the work of somebody who can draw. In my drawings I think I am trying to simplify everything as much as I possibly can to the extent where a lot of the time I just use words instead of pictures. In Baghave there is almost no text. Perhaps this means I am a conceptual artist and you are a painter?

david Shrigley . com

tits, or get the fuck out.

Oddly enough, my first photo was a bit arty. It is a shot of my golden toy gun lying on the floor directly beside my mother's foot. I thought it was genius.

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Fiend.

"Is this real life"

Chess joint.

"Chess: The sity four stratagems is a cultural look at the phenomena of chess and the social relations the individual peices have to their phsical dopplgangers. It has been published in numberous ezines and will soon be avalible at the National Libary Of Victoria; in the chess section. It includes chess problems provided the British Society of Chess Problem (est. 1918)."

Its got some cool quotes though out the
peice and i think i tripped out pretty
hard with most of the prose.
Its all black and white cause i was
trying to keep the cost down.
You know what the self publisher cunts are like.

Sugar in my bowl.

“Lick”

She licks her fingers

And rubs the spit on

The bottom of her feet

Which gets me stiff

so i walk to the toilet

And play with a bottle

Ontop of the ledge that

Drops its lid into the water

And i rummage through

Toilet paper and shit

To pull the bottle top out

And flush the toilet so i can

Rinse my hands in the

Blue water that slowly

Rolls around the bowl.

two times now the

water of a bodily function

has fucked up my afternoon

that was supposed to be

spent watching munroe flicks.