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Fuck you all.

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A real-life Deadpool is patrolling a small city in Washington state

Real superheroes usually create their own crime-fighting monikers, but one freelance do-gooder in Wenatchee, Washington (a.k.a. "The Apple Capital of the World") has assumed the mantle of Marvel Comics' "Merc With A Mouth," the deranged assassin Deadpool. Malefactors beware.

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I would totally get blind drunk with this broad.

The newest venture on the front of my mate Ad's Shirling is "Average Bro's Food Review" and its going great guns, get down and book mark the mother fucker for future check outs.

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Rehab

‘Grease’ and ‘Taxi’ star Jeff Conaway died Friday after falling into a coma two weeks ago, TMZ is reporting. He was 60.

Conaway was known for his role as Kenickie in the 1978 movie-musical ‘Grease.’ From 1978-1981, he also played Bobby Wheeler on the sitcom ‘Taxi,’ earning a Golden Globe nomination along the way before leaving the series after its third season.

After taking parts in various shows and movies, Conaway would re-surface in 1994 on the small screen as a regular on the syndicated show ‘Babylon 5.’ He stayed with the franchise until 1999.

Conaway’s acting abilities and credits, however, would eventually be overshadowed by his struggle to stay sober. He acknowledged in the ’80s that he had a problem with drugs, but he could never shake his addiction. A stint on ‘Celebrity Fit Club’ ended abruptly when he had to leave to check into rehab. In 2008, he appeared on another VH1 series, ‘Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew,’ in which he admitted he battled cocaine, alcohol and painkiller abuse.

His most recent health scare started May 11 when his ex-girlfriend found him unconscious in his house. Conaway’s manager said he overdosed on prescription pills.

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Okay - Quite seriously, this video thing is pretty much controlling me. I am passing my video camera around to any one who is interested in being involved. Pretty much just take the cam for a week and record short clips of any thing interesting (sexy, violent, bumping). We have the extremely talented Brandon Armstrong mixing some beats (Check out his track here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8P-Hm3Ro0Q) and im hoping for big things with it.

Here lookin at all you interesting mother fuckers out there - COME TO THE TABLE DUDES!

For any overseas dudes, FUCK IT, send in some videos, ANYTHING! lets really rock this mother fucker out!

All contributors will get a copy of the video and props given

email ben@alternativereel.com

Will Brockbank, email me dude - ben@alternativereel.com

Forrest Armstrong is from Boston. He is the author of The Deadheart Shelters and makes hip hop under the name Gasoline Monk. He basically lives off of Cocoa Pebbles. His art has been compared to Dante and Milton (what?) and a lot more of his mental energy goes to stupid nonsensical things that don’t exist than real life things. Like brushing teeth and shit. If you ask him right now the prettiest thing he can imagine is if you cracked open a chestnut, egg or a lemon and a bluebird flew out.

Me and Brandon have been friends for a while now and it is my real pleasure to share his new mix tape, Dislocated Joints. We mixed a few drinks, smoke a bit of herb and this is what fell out of our heads-

Oh, yeah, Get all his Mix Tapes for free here.

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Finally got some poems in the New York Quarterly.

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Me too.

Its the ones that smoke blunts wit cha...

ultimate plank

Recently, scientists discovered a quirky side effect to having a high IQ: You tend to stay up until later hours and get up later in the morning. That's right -- the more intelligent are also much more likely to be night owls. Which isn't such a surprise when you consider that intelligent people are infamous for burning the midnight oil to cram for tests, write papers, touch up those earnings reports, etc.

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Put it back, PUT IT BACK!

He only wants to transform his body into a portal on the Internet. Which is why visitors to Exit Art, a gallery in Midtown Manhattan, are being treated to a video of Stelarc’s left arm being cut up like a rare tenderloin to implant what will eventually be a Bluetooth-enabled
artificial ear.

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every morning