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I’d like mine medium rare, please.(Source: Wikipedia)
In 258 AD the Christian martyr St. Lawrence of Rome was ordered to turn over all the property and money of his church to the Prefect of Rome. Rather than turn over the money to the greedy Roman official, he had it distributed to the poor.
As punishment for his rebellious act St. Lawrence was ordered to be roasted alive on a grill. While being cooked, St. Lawrence cheerfully remarked, “I’m well done, time to turn me over now!”
Today St. Lawrence is recognized as the patron saint of cooks and chefs.
The International Syndicate of Cult Film Critics aim to celebrate shoddy B-movies and straight-to-video films. We will cover these flicks fondly, with tongues firmly kept in our cheeks. The one thing we ask of those who contribute to the Club is that you must watch the film in its entirety, even if this means having to strap yourself down onto a chair and getting your eyelids locked out like Alex DeLarge from ‘A Clockwork Orange’. It is imperative that you absorb the visual treats.
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