War and peace

"Pronto”

When i get home
I turn on the computer
And
Curse my missus out
For closing the porno page
I was looking through.

I say –

“for fucks sake,
Now i wont know
where i was up to!”

As if i was reading war and peace.

She says –

“Im sure
you wll be able to find it again.

Its the page where that crack whore
is pulling
Purple beads out of her ass.”

I smile at her.

Then at the computer.

Its almost like i am
Reading
war and peace.