Friday, July 31, 2009

stop being silly.


Eye on springfield.

Leave this place. You are in great danger. The one you call Milhouse is gone

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

“ Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it.
Mark Twain

Stream of tripping out.

"Every Man being conscious to himself, That he thinks, and that which his Mind is employ'd about whilst thinking, being the Ideas, that are there, 'tis past doubt, that Men have in their Minds several Ideas, such as are those expressed by the words, Whiteness, Hardness, Sweetness, Thinking, Motion, Man, Elephant, Army, Drunkenness, and others: It is in the first place then to be inquired, How he comes by them? I know it is a received Doctrine, That Men have native Ideas, and original Characters stamped
upon their Minds, in their very first Being."

John Locke
An Essay Concerning Human Understanding (1690).

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The toughest thing to take.

"Photography has always reminded me of the second child.. trying to prove itself. The fact that it wasn’t really considered an art.. that it was considered a craft...has trapped almost
every seriouse photographer"

Monday, July 27, 2009

"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. "
~ Mae West

Im over the top.

"sometimes."
Some times i drive around town,
with my dick in my hand.
Nothing perverted.
Just out,
side my pants,
and smiling out the windscreen.
Givit it some air. Beacause it gets lonley in dirty jeans and he wans to see the world too
Some times i wonder if thats a strange thing to do, but it dosent realy
matter cause no one will ever see me
and i sure as shit will never mention it to anyone . com

Sasha Grey



High-gloss punk porn/alt porn is the hip, art-world ready, generally boring aesthetic path these days––tattoos, dye jobs, the missionary position. Grey’s as punk as they come, but thankfully doesn’t feel the need to dress up like a cartoonish Warped Tour extra. And unlike the generally vanilla “Alt” strain, she’s known for her unrelenting, intrepid, over-the-top shit-talking performances, making porn that puts to shame the Valley-based implant-n-tan-line sort.

FANZINE: Ever work with someone you didn't find attractive? I imagine you have. How do you deal with that?

GREY: Of course I have, but I'm concentrating on the dick and my performance I can get off even if the person is unattractive.

Belive the T,v,

By the time she arrived at the emergency room, Patrick notes, Erin was in full cardiac arrest. He recalls that mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by paramedics had no effect. He inserted a tube through the girl's mouth, but could draw water only out of her windpipe -- not her lungs. Having exhausted all else,

VH1 Scream Queen

The term "scream queen" is more specifically used to refer to the "attractive young damsels-in-distress"[8] characters that have appeared in a number of films in the horror genre. Lloyd Kaufman, co-founder of Troma Entertainment, noted that being a scream queen is "more than just crying and having ketchup thrown on you. You not only have to be attractive, but you also have to have a big brain. You have to be frightened, you have to be sad, you have to be romantic."[8] Ryan Stewart, of cinematical.com, has described a scream queen as someone who has "given an impactful, memorable performance in a horror film".[9] Debbie Rochon, often described as a scream queen herself, wrote in an article originally published in GC Magazine that "a true Scream Queen isn't The Perfect Woman. She's sexy, seductive

Every ones a comedian.

username2679 (1 year ago) Reply Spam
"john walters is a fucking scum bagthis has nothing to do with marijuana usehe smoked PCP and ate a girls organs,smoke weed and eat potato chips,choose wisely"

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Don't get me wrong.

" Don’t get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of passion
It might be unbelievable
But lets not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don’t get me wrong"

Open your mouth.

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Nimrod

" Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend."
Albert Camus

Goto the burning bush.

“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.”
Madonna

The Normandy Invasion

Assault landing. One of the first waves at Omaha. The Coast Guard caption identifies the unit as Company E, 16th Infantry, 1st Infantry Division.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I wish i had a beer jacket.

The first indication I had that drawing might be something more than a hobby-interest for me was at the age of seventeen when I spent a week at Ocean City, Maryland, many moons ago. Beer jackets – the over-forty group will remember them – were in vogue then. For the uneducated, a beer jacket was a white denim jacket that kids drank beer in. Most people decorated them with sayings like, "Oh you kid", "Take me I’m yours", etc.I decorated mine with girls and mermaids. Kids on the beach started asking me if I would do theirs. I charged one dollar each and did hundreds, which enabled me to keep myself at that delightful spot for the entire summer season.The thing about this that impressed me wasn’t that I had been able to support myself in art with absolutely no training (I hadn’t even taken art in high school), but what a fantastic way it had been for me to meet girls. Right then and there I decided to become an artist. Anyway my last name spelled backwards is "draw,"

A little less conversation, a little more action.

Eye is one of the most important nonverbal channels you have for communication and connecting with other people. "The cheapest, most effective way to connect with people is to look them into the eye."1 Eyes are not only the "window to the soul", they also answer the critical questions when you are trying to connect:

Is he paying attention to what I'm saying?
Does this person find me attractive?
Does this person like me . com

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Happy Aniversary.


Unknown (to me)

win.

King of the Hill


PEGGY:
You may not have noticed it, because I wear bold eyeglasses to draw the attention to my head, but your mother has exceptionally long and handsome feet. And until now, I had been tricked by the media into thinking that they were unattractive.

BOBBY:
Who? Who in the media tricked you?

PEGGY
(after a beat): Bobby, I don't know their names. It's more of a conspiracy

Three Frames

Keep a bung eye out for the Jack black banna spit.

Monday, July 20, 2009

I have never been so embarrased in all my life.


"A satirist is a man whose flesh creeps so at the ugly and the savage and the incongruous aspects of society that he has to express them as brutally and nakedly as possible in order to get relief."


John Dos Passos
“I’m a victim of history in Ireland and a beneficiary of history in America.”

Frank McCourt - R.I.P

Sunday, July 19, 2009

getting angry, baby?

Martha: I looked at you tonight and you weren't there... And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard.

George: Try and I'll beat you at your own game.

Martha: Is that a threat George, huh?

George: It's a threat, Martha.

Martha: You're gonna get it, baby.

George: Be careful Martha. I'll rip you to pieces.

Martha: You're not man enough. You haven't the guts.

George: Total war.

Martha: Total.

Todd Moore Reviews my book.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

My problem is the internet


If someone asked me, “What’s your problem?” I’d have to say, “Skin.” - Andy Warhol
If I could write a dictionary I’d want to make all the strong words so broadly defined that they would lose all practical meaning outside of a specific context. I’d like negatives like stupid and ugly to become more positive and words like brilliant and beautiful to become more negative so that they would meet somewhere in the middle. These words would then become simply descriptive without carrying any sense of judgment, like shiny or rectangular. I think then the language would become really free. People could say whatever they thought without worrying about hurting anybody’s feelings. People could really describe their

The sky is not blue

It is clear in philosophy that the world that we 'see' around us is not the real world (Kant's thing in itself) but our mind's representation of our senses. The sky is not blue, this is something that our minds create. Thus the problem for philosophy (physics, metaphysics) has been to try and use reason to work out what the real world must be that causes our senses (and ourselves!). Now this opens up interesting possibilities for Art, for as our mind represents reality, likewise our Art is also created by representation. Thus Art has the potential to correct the errors of our mind's representation of reality, by a further representation of Art that overcomes these naive real illusions to 'see'

Friday, July 17, 2009

She doesnt look a thing like jebus.

"His hair has the long jesuschrist look. He is wearing the costume clothes. But most of all, he now has a very tolerant and therefore withering attitude toward all those who are still struggling in the old activist political ways . . . while he, with the help of psychedelic chemicals, is exploring the infinite regions of human consciousness."

Thursday, July 16, 2009

vagina with teeth

"When we speak of Nature it is wrong to forget that we are ourselves a part of Nature. We ought to view ourselves with the same curiosity and openness with which we study a tree, the sky or a thought, because we too are linked to the entire universe." (Henri Matisse)

who's going to take me home

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

history of sex and sexuality from 14-to-1415

1274 St. Thomas Aquinas, whose theories and writings have become the cornerstone of the Roman Catholic Church, died. His fundamental opinions on sex (which he called "lust") are significant. Any sexual activity other than that intended for procreation was a sin against nature. His four offending categories were, in descending order: (1) bestiality; (2) homosexuality; (3) using any position other than face to face, with the woman on her back; and (4) masturbation, which he considered effeminate in men . com

An experiment with time

J.W. Dunne discovered an interesting quality to dreams (yes, nightly visions) which seems to apply to every individual. This discovery eventually led to the first analysis of Time Regress ever completed. Incidentally, it also contains the first scientific
Many people throughout history have claimed to have had prophetic dreams which have foretold of future events. Likewise, almost everybody has at one time or another experienced what is commonly referred to as da-ja-vu. If these phenomena were taken at face value, they would entail that our minds go beyond the generally accepted boundaries of space-time. Most of the time such events are considered either coincidence or the mind playing tricks on us. There is no proof that people can see into the future ---

a really long bath

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. ~Ambrose Bierce

Monday, July 13, 2009

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Give me a stage

were this bull here can rage.

thats entertainment

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Ron "The spunk" Jeremy


“You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
Ron Jeremy

Death of a Nihilist or Obituary for a nobody

i was going to write some thing,
but then i realised
it wouldnt have mattered



And the weaver said, "Speak to us of Clothes."And he answered:Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful.And though you seek in garments the freedom of privacy you may find in them a harness and a chain.Would that you could meet the sun and the wind with more of your skin and less of your raiment,For the breath of life is in the sunlight and the hand of life is in the wind.Some of you say, "It is the north wind who has woven the clothes to wear."But shame was his loom, and the softening of the sinews was his thread.And when his work was done he laughed in the forest.Forget not that modesty is for a shield against the eye of the unclean.And when the unclean shall be no more, what were modesty but a fetter and a fouling of the mind?And forget not that the earth delights to feel your

Johnathan Meese


Contemporary Fine Arts was founded in 1992 and is directed by Bruno Brunnet, Nicole Hackert and Philipp Haverkampf. Originally located in Berlin-Charlottenburg, in 1996 the gallery moved to the location in the Sophie-Gips-Höfe in Berlin-Mitte. After more than ten years of successful gallery work, Contemporary Fine Arts closed the old space and can be found in the new building am Kupfergraben, directly opposite Berlin´s Museum Island.

Friday, July 10, 2009

The xanax diarys


Kiss me mother kiss your darlin'Lay my head upon your breastThrow your loving arms around meI am weary let me restSeems the light is swiftly fadingBrighter scenes they do now showI am standing by the riverAngels wait to take me homeKiss me mother kiss your darlin'See the pain upon my browWhile I'll soon be with the angelsFate has doomed my future nowThrough the years you've always loved meAnd my life you've tried to saveBut now I shall slumber sweetlyIn a deep and lonely graveKiss me mother kiss your darlin'Lay my head upon your breastThrow your loving arms around meI am weary let me restI am weary let me rest .

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Foot skin and dinner mint belly buttons.

On her shoulder, also sleeping like a nymph, lays Charlie. From the side of her jeans, in connection with the way she is laying, sits her handle bars of fat. So sexy they sit and protrude from the tops of her tight waist line. Like a cup cake. The chunk rolls around the base of her waist and settles across her seat belt with a fine layer of hair shinning in the afternoon dusk. In the center of her gut, just below the inside of her belly button are the indents of her jean buttons. They soak with the soft pink brusing of the steel zipper and machine stiched key hole. It opens up at the crest of her navel and dips in and out as she scoots back and forth on her buttox while she makes her self comfortable. They don’t snore but they whimper quietly while they sleep. The two girls. Lauren, Charlie and me, trying to catch an elbow of foot skin, you know, just to satisfy my proctreational urges.

the whole world is going to hell.


Society shies away from biological explanations for
criminality and disordered behavior
because people tend to believe that
“biological” equals “hopeless.” Yet
nothing could be further from

The intersex.

July 7, 2009 In the fall of 1998, Lisa May Stevens, a 32-year-old from Idaho, went on a camping trip. Stevens had been told for most of her life that she was a boy, but in her 20s had discovered the truth about her sex -- that she had been born a hermaphrodite, and that doctors had conducted surgeries on her genitalia as an infant. After learning the news, she consulted her priest, who said that while God usually condemns suicides, for her he might make an exception. A decade later, on the third day of her camping trip,


Eartha's version of Ne Me Quitte Pas.

But if you stay I'll make you a day
like no day has been or will be again
we'll sail on the sun we'll ride on the rain
we'll talk to the trees and worship the wind
Then if you go I'll understand
Leave me just enough love to fill up my hand
if you go away
 
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