Kozy and Dan

Kozyndan is a Los Angeles-based team of artist/illustrators known for their digitally painted pencil drawings of contemporary urban cityscapes and surreal interior spaces. Comprised of husband and wife Dan and Kozue Kitchens, kozyndan creates both fine art and commercial projects, and has been showcased internationally to much critical acclaim.The duo met in a painting class in college in the late 1990s. They began collaborating, and the result has been a series of personal works that often reflect their affection – and repulsion – for the rampant urban sprawl and technological overload that characterize everyday city life. Their detailed drawings portray realistic urban panoramas, which on closer inspection reveal often absurd scenarios. In one, for example, elderly Chinese women, armed only with dim-sum, stave off an aerial attack on San Francisco’s Chinatown, while in another, marauding day-glo bunnies take on Manhattan. According to Dan, the pair’s work portrays their

“unease with and love of the modern world.”

Alca-pon

Gashapon (ガシャポン?) or gachapon (ガチャポン?), also referred to as "capsule toy", is a Japanese onomatopoeia, made up of two sounds: "gacha" for the turning of a crank on a toy vending machine, and "pon" for the sound of the toy capsule dropping into the receptacle.

It is used to describe both the machines themselves,

and any toy obtained from them.

Wile E. Coyote - Super Genious

Rule 1. The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "Beep-Beep!"
Rule 2. No outside force can harm the Coyote -

only his own ineptitude or the failure of the Acme products.
Rule 3. The Coyote could stop anytime - if he were not a fanatic.

(Repeat: "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when

he has forgotten his aim." - George Santayana)
Rule 5. The Road Runner must stay on the road -

otherwise, logically, he would not be called Road Runner.
Rule 6. All action must be confined to the natural environment

of the two characters - the Southwest American desert.
Rule 7. All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences

must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
Rule 8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
Rule 9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.
(Rule 10.) The audience's sympathy must remain

with the Coyote . com

Where the Chicks are Kicks and the Cats are Cool.

The following are scans of envolopes that i both send

and recive from pen pals around the world. There are a many

missing but i will try to get some photos of them and

keep the photobucket up dated as regulary as possible. A perma

link is found under the P.O box address on the side links.

Drop me a line if you feel the groove.

The link . com

Mike Daily blogs my letter . com

Exotic Dancers - An insight

We explore the world of female and male exotic dancers. Utilizing Hirschi’s Bonding
theory, we look at gender differences in societal reaction, subcultural ties, and
conventional support among dancers in a large metropolitan area. We surveyed 56
respondents from 18 exotic dancing establishments. Female dancers are less likely than
male dancers to receive community support for dancing as a way to earn a living. Female
dancers are also less likely than male dancers to recommend this work to a friend. The
majority of female respondents dance for a living. Few of our male respondents relied on
dancing as their primary source of income. While strong bonds are established within the
subculture of exotic dancing, dancers also maintain bonds within mainstream society. In
other words, a majority of the dancers had strong conventional ties (Hirschi’s attachment,
commitment, involvement, and belief) as measured by education, religion, and supportive
family, friends, and significant others . com

Hungrey hungrey Hookers

i've been fascinated by strippers ever since kids started calling me a

slut in high school. after reading their lit and watching them gyrate for 10 years,

i started a grad program in women's studies,

went to a sex worker's conference, and decided to take

the plunge for myself. that was 2.5 years ago, and i

should have been blogging this entire time.

sorry to let everyone down on that one,

but at least i'm here now, right . com

the single best thing i have ever seen.

PestoPosta (37 minutes ago)
Dude this is absolutely epic :D

If i can dream.

The difference between false memories and true ones

is the same as for jewels: it is always the false o

nes that look the most real,

the most brilliant . com

Larry Jon Wilson

A beat to fuck by.

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featuring hot shmoo sucking beats like ~

Give me anal pleasure, please.

whos fantasy is this anyways?

and, one for all the he-men out there -

Suck my disc . com

Fair Cans

Recent Flame War on Prono Board -

Over the air - I love how guys say it's disgusting...

meanwhile look at their tan lines.

They either have t shirt tans or "shorts" tans.
Shorts in quotes because I hate how guys bathing

suits are fucking down below their knee.
What do they want us to do to get rid of them?

There isn't much except for fake tanning.

Then guys bitch about girls that "fake and bake"

GAHHH WE CAN'T FUCKING WIN
/rant

Riddle me this -
You would make a good lesbian.

Nothing says bad taste like a -

From SCARY CLOWNS to REPUBLICANS ~

The Tijuana Black Velvet Painting

Galleriesof Indignico Inc . com

Polanski finally nabbed.

Polanski, 76, whose films have included Rosemary's Baby and Chinatown, was being held at a police station in Zurich under a 1978 arrest warrant issued in Los Angeles.
He fled the US on the eve of being sentenced after admitting unlawful sexual intercourse with 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in 1977, plying the aspiring model with sedative drugs and champagne during a hot tub photoshoot at the Hollywood home of

Jack Nicholson . com

Survival of the fittest

The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of

the human genome by honoring those who

accidentally remove themselves from it . com

Voyure`

According to police, Hosokawa was on his day off,

and took in a movie before heading home. A police officer on

patrol spotted him filming up the girl’s skirt. Hosakawa has

admitted to the charge, and was quoted as saying:

“When I saw her in that miniskirt . com

I just gave in to temptation . com”

Ready to die.

"the Q-45, glocks and tecs are expected when I wreck shitRespect is collected, so check itI got techniques drippin out my buttcheeksSleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets, huhMy shit is deep, deeper than my grave GI'm ready to die and nobody can save meFuck the world, fuck my moms and my girlMy life is played out like a jheri curl, I'm ready to die"

Getting wet

"The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off . com"

~ Jean Cocteau

Haunting

Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.

Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.

Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father.

Now when I get the sun, I smile.

Glenn Moust

Name: Glenn Moust Located: Denmark, Esbjerg

My work consists of collages of press cuttings. I use paint, spray and other materials to alter their original representation and bring them into new contexts -

and thereby make new interpretations possible.
My inspiration comes from life in general, music, street art and

the world of today. com

Surveil = Stalk

A giant flower beetle with implanted electrodes and a radio receiver on its back can be wirelessly controlled, according to research presented this week. Scientists at the University of California developed a tiny rig that receives control signals from a nearby computer. Electrical signals delivered via the electrodes command the insect to take off, turn left or right, or hover in midflight. The research, funded by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), could one day be used for surveillance purposes or for

search-and-rescue missions . com

Tiny peices of shit

“Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.”
Dave Barry

miniture hell pits . com

Fuck your mother.

"A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts."
Steve Fergosi

Photographic Paradeolia

“ Bogie went on a boat race one weekend and I shall never forget how much I missed him. I was so much in love with that man that when he left I felt a pain in my heart. I actually did. He was so much my life that I literally couldn’t think of anything else — had to catch my breath when he was away. Whenever I hear the word happy now, I think of then. Then I lived the full meaning of the word every day. Since then it has been elusive."

— - Lauren Bacall

Star wars and chippys

Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.

Luke:What is it?

Obi-Wan: Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times...

before the Empire . com

I am the walrus

Dictionary: quag·mire (kwăg'mīr', kwŏg'-) noun

A usually low-lying area of soft waterlogged

ground and standing water:
A difficult, often embarrassing situation or condition: ,

Sundance - Moon Reviews.

"You haul 16 tons, and what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go; . com

I owe my soul to the company store. ..." . com

-
Sixteen tons, Merl Travis . com

Soko - Ill kill her.

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i luv soko! i'll kill her! ;)

The Lower the brow - The better the pudding* (*or something along those lines)

Do you ever find yourself sneaking peeks at fully-clothed women, just to get a sense of perspective?

Yes. I did it too much! So now and then, when I see a woman going up the stairs in front of me, I can sometimes sneak a peek at her panties to satisfy my curiosity. Anyway... I'm always looking for any inspiration for my art. It's not only from women but even dogs, cats,... anything! My total environment and all that I see in it, is my source of inspiration!

Rocking Jelly Bean . com

Marvel vs The J Bean . com

Slaughter Rico

hannam93 (8 hours ago) Show Hide
he just did a 10 foot line of crack . com

New world Reganism.

"As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked." –

in an interview with Esquire

Win.

" Most people who meet my wife quickly conclude that she is remarkable. They are right about this. She is smart, funny and thoroughly charming. Often, after hearing her speak at some function or working with her on a project, people will approach me and say something to the effect of, you know, I think the world of you, Barack, but your wife, wow! "

the almighty thumb . com

The Road - Cormac McCarthy.

"He walked out into the road and stood. The silence. The salitter drying from the earth. The mudstained shapes of floating cities burned to the waterline. At a crossroads a ground set with dolmen stones where the spoken bones of oracles lay moldering. No sound but the wind. What will you say? A living man spoke these lines? He sharpened a quill with his small penknife to scribe these things in sloe or lampblack? At some reckonable and entabled moment? He is coming to steal my eyes.

To seal my mouth with dirt . com"

There is no God and we are his prophets . com

"From daydreams on the road there was no waking. He plodded on. He could remember everything of her save her scent. Seated in a theatre with her beside him leaning forward listening to the music. Gold scrollwork and sconces and the tall columnar folds of the drapes at either side of the stage. She held his hand in her lap and he could feel the tops of her stockings through the thin stuff of her summer dress. Freeze this frame. Now call down your dark and your cold and be damned."

Cormac McCarthy

Sunflower Pot

oh shit yea

i'm ah-na come in your mouth,

i say and pull out

and climb up there so she can

suck it off . com

Smile to remember

a smile to remember

we had goldfish and they circled around and around

in the bowl on the table near the heavy drape

scovering the picture window and

my mother, always smiling, wanting us all

to be happy, told me,

"be happy Henry!"

and she was right:

it's better to be happy if you can

but my father continued to beat her and me

several times a week

while raging inside his 6-foot-two frame

because he couldn'tunderstand what was

attacking him from within.

my mother, poor fish,wanting to be happy,

beaten two or three times a

week, telling me to be happy:

"Henry, smile!why don't you ever smile?"
and then she would smile, to show me how,

and it was the

saddest smile I ever saw

one day the goldfish died, all five of them,

they floated on the water,

on their sides, their eyes still open,

and when my father got home he

threw them to the cat

there on the kitchen floor and

we watched as my mother

smiled

Loved by you.

yes you, nobody else, but you.

Family Cirus

Lafayette Hill, Pa.: Do you believe that it is appropriate to include so many cartoons with explicitly Christian themes in a comic strip primarily aimed at pre-schoolers? Do you believe that it is proper to proselytize through comic strips?

Bil Keane: My only reason for using the religious or spiritual themes in the "Family Circus," is to show what our family was like when I was growing up and how religion was a part of the family life of Bil and Thel Keane. When I show Granddad in heaven sitting on a cloud enjoying his grandchildren on earth, coming down occasionally to comfort his widow, Granma, I'm drawing my dad, Al Keane, who died in 1956, four years before I started the feature. Grandma was my mother, who is now since gone, but who will live on as the Grandma in the "Family Circus." I don't believe that a comic should concentrate on any particular religion and have never indicated what sect the members of the "Family Circus" belong to. The cartoons that I occasionally do with a spiritual theme draw more positive mail than any others. When I first started mentioning God in the cartoon, I received critical mail from readers who said

"How dare you put God's name in a comic!"

Today, those same people write and thank me for . com

putting some spirituality onto the comics page . com

Rammstien - Pussy

Heute treff' ich einen Herrn
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern

Weiche Teile und auch hartestehen
auf der Speisekarte . com

Death of the ego

Now we see what the Ego is composed of: death terror. The irony here is that the death terror which is the Ego defends only itself. Everything outside is what the ego IS terrified of, but what is inside? Fear is the inside, and that makes everything else the outside. The tragicomedy is that the self-protection this generates is self-defeating, for the barriers we erect to defend the Ego also reinforce our suspicion that there is indeed something lacking in our innermost sanctum which needs protection. And if it turns out that what is innermost is so weak because it is...nothing, then no amount of protection will ever be felt to be enough and we shall end up trying to extend our control to the

very bounds of the universe . com

Tao-Toon Fool.

Today would've been the birthday of The Pop-Mystic Transvestite, One Man Band, Tao-Toon Fool, Wizard, Western BodeSattva, High Conscious Comedian, Laughing Light and Cartoon Gooroo otherwise known as Vaughn Bode.Ideally, today would be marked by some sort of worldwide celebration where the planet's population indulged in ridiculously inventive sex and ingested gargantuan amounts of psychedelic drugs, all while pondering it's place in the universal reality, probably on top of a mountain somewhere.

If you're planning on doing any of those things today . com

just remember, you're doing it for Vaughn . com

What keeps man kind alive?

“Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.”

William s Burroughs.

Beautiful and depraved.

I say 'cock' rather than 'person' because I'm going to venture that the cock is an extension of the man, and this man is a king among men. Alpha male to blast all alpha males. To fuck the source of all that energy - I'm still trembling, stars in my eyes and all a glow. I melt with this man, melt all over his cock.

And let his cock melt inside me . com

You cant come halfway home from the bar.

"And so it was that I found myself slithering up a lonely ribbon of the Pacific Coast Highway to the strains of “Here She Comes Now,” veering east into a wall of fog at the Russian River delta, to chase the ghost of a long-dead idol. "

You Can't Come Halfway Home From the Bar . com

The earths imagination.

In 1543 Copernicus announced to a startled Europe that the Earth was not stationary, but was sailing rapidly through space as it spun around the Sun. This was difficult news to take in all at once, but over time the Europeans reinvented their entire civilization in light of this strange new fact about the Universe. The fundamental institutions of the medieval world, including the monarchies, the church, the feudal economic system, and the medieval sense of self, melted away as a radically different

civilization was constructed . com

Culture is not your friend.

For you crazy one lovers out there in Slab City.

Nightcats at the diner.

They say I'm kind of selfish about my privacy
Now as long as I can be with me
We get along so well I can't believe
I love to chew the fat with folks
I have been listenin' to all your dirty jokes
I'm so thankful for these friends I do receive

I been sleepin' until the crack of noon
Midnight howlin' at the moon
Goin' out when I want to, comin' home when I please
Don't have to ask permission if I want to go out fishing
Never have to ask for the keys, no

Im Better off with out a wife.

What kind of thinker are you?

Description of the 4 Quadrants: Most people have some combination of all four styles, but with varying degrees of preference. One style will have a higher numerical score than the others, though two or more styles can have closely matching scores. The following paragraphs give a brief summary of each primary communication style:

Left-brain Abstract (Analytic) thrive on careful analysis of all pertinent factors before making any decisions. Their thinking style is naturally systematic and detail-oriented, characterized by the pursuit of logic, predictability and discipline. They tend to stick to the rules and stay within the confines of their orderly world. When presenting information to this style, one should present a logically sequenced, rational explanation of the information and provide enough details and facts (historical or technical) to support one's argument.

Right-brain Abstract (Synthetic) are visionary thinkers who look at the big picture and try to understand how things relate to each other. They are creative people who consider many options and abstract concepts when absorbing or presenting information and when making decisions. When presenting information to this style, one should provide the big picture first before getting to more specific points, include optional choices, and limit the amount of details.

Left-brain Concrete (Conclusive) are action-oriented people who thrive on challenge. They focus on goals, meet deadlines, and demand immediate action. They typically avoid getting bogged down in details and want to go directly to the bottom line. They prefer short and easy action-items or conclusions. They are decisive people who want to get things done quickly and efficiently. When presenting information to this style, one should be concise, concrete, and sequential, sticking to the point and avoiding abstract ideas.

Right-brain Concrete (Interactive) thrive on interacting with people and being the center of attention. They inspire others with their charm and warm personality. They can read other people very easily and use their intuitive skills to adapt effortlessly to changing situations. They are excellent at exciting and persuading others to follow their suggestions. When presenting information to this style, one should use a friendly, personal, conversational approach, use anecdotes, testimonials and other stories, and make them the center of attention.

what kind of thinker are you . com

Epic Rites Execution.

Ben John Smith lives in Melbourne, Australia. His first book of poetry, Air a Boire, has received outstanding reviews. As Todd Moore put it, "Air a Boire isn’t so much a book of poetry as it is a dramatic gesture, a kicked open door, a drink thrown in the face, a stiff shit of the best boiling down the throat.” Ben is presently working on a new collection that promises to continue where

Air a Boire collapsed . com

Big head cheat

Anonymous 08/04/09(Tue)06:11:1 No.150388647
is it too much to ask for a little head . com

Tom Waits for no man.

the computer has been drinking, not me.

A great mind.

"Everyone wants to understand painting. Why don’t they try to understand the song of the birds? Why do they love a night, a flower, everything which surrounds man, without attempting to understand them? Whereas where painting is concerned, they want to understand. Let them understand above all that the artist works from necessity; that he, too, is a minute element of the world to whom one should ascribe no more importance than so many things in nature which charm us but which we do not explain to ourselves. Those who attempts to explain a picture are on the wrong track most of the time. Gertrude Stein, overjoyed, told me some time ago that she had finally understood what my picture represented: three musicians. It was a still-life!!"

Pablo Piccasso

"I do not search, i find . com"

Hipster Tantra

The sexual and the spiritual -

I want depth. I always intuitively felt that sex had a more spiritual dimension to it than I could articulate. Sex and spirituality are highly polarized in western culture, and in a lot of modern eastern cultures. They meet in Tantra. I guess the only place I can stomach their meeting, that isn't infused with a lot of: "I am the goddess, and you are the god" (i.e. a lot of flowery ritual) is in the idea of being present. All the Tantric rituals (like eye-gazing and breathing) and exercises (deliberately moving energy) are about bringing us into our bodies, our selves and allowing us to be seen by another person. And to see. To slow down and value each other. When I let myself pause and feel into everything, I can orgasm almost without touch. Or just the lightest of touch

because I'm so overwhelmed . com

Drunk on the moon

The following was found on Feynman's blackboard at the time of his death:

What I cannot create I do not understand . com

"O Caminho do Bem" by Tim Maia

Inside of me.

Doctors were amazed . com

to find a one-year-old girl was carrying a baby . com

Mercy, mercy, mercy me.

Swags for Homeless Ltd. is a national not for profit charity.
Run 100% by unpaid volunteers.
Funded 100% by volunteers and do-gooders.
Only 1.89% of funds went to overheads (ASIC Audit March 2009)

Let's see any charity do that!

Your money actually helps people . com

Always smiling.

The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... [the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]

The Joker: ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

Postmodern pornography

We have many delicious photos to post from our time spent in

Helmut’s room. And the balcony. And on his desk.

And all over the strange 50's style furniture.

(Frolicking all over debauchette’s naked body has

rekindled my passion for pussy.

She’s as beautiful as her writing . com)