Alt reel spot.

"The funniest period was when we pretended to kill each other. He would sleep in the separate room and wake up in the middle of the night with me hanging over him in a hockey mask. Machete in hand. One time I hid behind the couch when he left the room. I had toilet paper wrapped around my head, like a mummy of some kind. I also had a large boning knife. When i heard the door open i jumped out and screamed some of the most ungodly shit a man has ever spat. It was his dad. He thought we were up to some kind of homosexual ritual so he left without saying much"

My next piece, of shit . com

and thank for the comments, that's the juice. Much appreciated.