Modern Drunkard

Let’s Get Stimulated

"Things could be worse. The last time a depression jumped on our necks you couldn't legally buy alcohol. Instead, the average joe had to deal with an underground economy, the speakeasies and bootleggers; and it should be noted that that particular industry was the only one that truly boomed during the Great Depression.

Which leads me -- by way of my own special brand of tortured logic -- to believe that it up to we drunks to get this current economy back on its feet. If not us, who? Let’s be frank: teetotalers are a pessimistic and morbid lot. What do they care if the economy goes to hell? Their lives suck anyway, what’s one more shadow in a pit of gloom?"

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