The Medieval one, because it was outrageous. We did the four and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie. We sprayed the birds with this kids’ hairspray. You can't use blackbirds because they're a protected songbird so we got an animal trainer who does the dogs for 101 Dalmations and the birds in Harry Potter. And he's got his own pigeons. So we sprayed the pigeons with this hairspray. The stuff doesn't hurt the birds but if you let them fly within 10 minutes they've just flown it all off. And we made a humongous pie with a hollow pie casing and put the birds in the pie, then lifted the lid up. The problem was, when you lift the lid up they were meant to fly out but that didn't really happen - they just stayed there. So we had to get the trainer to stand there at the other end of the room and get them to fly to him, otherwise they wouldn't have flown out of the pie. We'd actually made individual pies which were served as the birds were flying out.
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