Stealing moves

“Can you hear it?”

At a Thai restaurant,

in the toilet,

I take a piss on a

statue of buddah

and say;

“come and get me

you fat, little,

mother fucker."

He doesn’t .

I join my family

back at the table

as if nothing had

ever happened

and in reality

nothing did.

A tree in the forest

is the same toilet

as a fat man

in a bathroom.

God can put both

my balls in his mouth

and swish em around

like a fairy floss

machine.