Self Depreciation

"Now i know parties are going to be shit. I know I will end up drunk or stoned and dribbling prerehearsed lines about the universe and god like I'm some kind of secret keeper. And people will sit there and smile at me like I did with that drunk whore. Pretending to listen. Being kind enough not to hurt my feelings. I usually avoid arguments by pretending to see the other side. I avoid arguments with friends because I'm a pussy. I dont like confrontation. I dont trust myself. I'm like that pie baking bitch in Mean Girls, but more smelly and drunk. I usually smell like piss because I don't shake my knob properly. I spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Or going to it. At parties that what I do. Drink, talk shit, go to the toilet, rinse, repeat."

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