Seriousl, fuck it.

“Just joking”

From the stoop I

Say

“you better watch your

Self woman.

There might be a day

In future where

You come home to

find me shooting

straight gin,

furiously beating

my dick

to a facebook page

of your little sisters

girl friends.

Life is fickle like that;

Shit woman,

Even the Indians fucked up

The commonwealth games

And them Punjabi,

Romantic,

Motherfuckers

Built the

Taj Mahal.”

Then I stumble

Up the steps

And she sighs.

And then I feel bad.

But To keep things clear

When she starts

cutting the onions

I say

“I hope they

Make you cry”