All grown up.

She is a teacher now. She has always been a teacher in some sense but now she gets paid for it. When she comes home after her first day on the job, she walks in on me in the bath. She is wearing a black dress, gold earrings and black boots. She has a little bit of chocolate on her top lip. She smiles cause she can and it works because she is amazingly beautiful.

“Oh my god, you look like a grown up.” I yell. I yell it to loud. Always to loud in the bathroom. It echoes and the cat leaves. I wish I could say their was bacon taped to the wall but my real life isn’t Gummo. There is however a beer can under the towel rack. Its empty and shiny. My dick almost, almost, rises.

“I am a grown up!” she says.

Then she walks away.

I see her bum sway like a two pronged whisk.

The cat comes back into the bathroom and I say

“Oh my God, you’re a grown up!”

He tells me to scooch over so he watch the sparrows play on the apple branch out side the window. He can get strange like that if me and her are fighting.