Hey Paula

"Hey, hey Paula, I wanna marry you
Hey, hey Paula, no one else will ever do
I've waited so long for school to be through
Paula, I can't wait no more for you
My love, my love"

Ed Note: Paula fucking NAILS it second verse.

Swoon. (ing)

"If you've found another guy who
Satisfies you more than I do
Run to him
I'll step aside"

Wayne Newton

"Daddy, don't you walk so fast, daddy don't you walk so fast
Daddy, slow down some, 'cause you're making me run
Daddy, don't you walk so fast."

Sperming around

"Over the past 30 years Vincent Gallo has played in different bands, scored film music, and recorded an amazing solo release that prominently featured his delicate falsetto voice.

You wouldn’t think his vocal range is falsetto after seeing Chloë Sevigny suck his huge cock in The Brown Bunny, which Gallo wrote and directed."

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Kubla Kann

"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
  A stately pleasure-dome decree:
  Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
  Through caverns measureless to man.
   Down to a sunless sea."

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The aussie bench.

"A fat dude from the fish and chip shop always tried to whip us into shape but to no avail. One night a fully huge ripped skinhead apeared from the alley way completley nude and wanking his dick. It was just me, an Asian chick and another guy. I was scared shitless. He was just walking around in the alley pulling his pud. The girl was yelling shit out to him. I got the fuck outta there. I had nightmares for weeks. I saw him with his back to me jacking off into the corner of my room in my dreams. Turning around to me with a sly grin. Fuck that. Seriously. Fuck that."

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Photo dump

"who is this young nigger?" Competition 2.

Im not sure if this is going to be real hard, or real easy.

First person to leave a comment with the identity of this
young motherfucker will win a burnt copy of Bukowski's
Documentry "Born into this" - some brazziers porn that ive been
leaching and a used mike giant graffiti stencil. Not used
by mike, but i made it, you know what i mean?
its cool as shit any way.

Old Bull Lee.

The film features never before seen footage of William S. Burroughs, as well as exclusive interviews with his closest friends and colleagues including John Waters, Genesis P-Orridge, Laurie Anderson, Peter Weller, David Cronenberg, Patti Smith, Iggy Pop, Gus Van Sant, Sonic Youth, Anne Waldman, George Condo, Hal Willner, James Grauerholz, Amiri Baraka, Jello Biafra, V. Vale, David Ohle, Wayne Propst, Dr. William Ayers, Diane DiPrima, Penny Arcade, Donovan, Dean Ripa (the world's largest poisonous snake collector), and many others, with narration by actor Peter Weller.

The film investigates the life of legendary beat author and American icon, William S. Burroughs. Born the heir of the Burroughs’ adding machine estate, he struggled throughout his life with addiction, control systems and self. He was forced to deal with the tragedy of killing his wife and the repercussions of neglecting his son. His novel, Naked Lunch, was one of the last books to be banned by the U.S. government. Allen Ginsberg and Norman Mailer testified on behalf of the book. The courts eventually overturned their decision in 1966, ruling that the book had important social value. It remains one of the most recognized literary works of the 20th century.

William Burroughs was one of the first to cross the dangerous boundaries of queer and drug culture in the 1950s, and write about his experiences. Eventually he was hailed the godfather of the beat generation and influenced artists for generations to come. However, his friends were left wondering, did William ever find happiness? This extremely personal documentary breaks the surface of the troubled and brilliant world of one of the greatest authors of all time.

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if any one knows where i can get a copy of this, please, please let me know.

Breath new life

The goal of the Dogme collective is to purify filmmaking by refusing expensive and spectacular special effects, postproduction modifications and other gimmicks. The emphasis on purity forces the filmmakers to focus on the actual story and on the actors' performances. The audience may also be more engaged as they do not have overproduction to alienate them from the narrative, themes, and mood. To this end, Lars von Trier and Thomas Vinterberg produced ten rules to which any Dogme film must conform. These rules, referred to as the "Vow of Chastity," are as follows: ^[1]

1. Filming must be done on location. Props and sets must not be brought in. If a particular prop is necessary for the story, a location must be chosen where this prop is to be found.
2. The sound must never be produced apart from the images or vice versa. Music must not be used unless it occurs within the scene being filmed, i.e., diegetic.
3. The camera must be a hand-held camera. Any movement or immobility attainable in the hand is permitted. The film must not take place where the camera is standing; filming must take place where the action takes place.
4. The film must be in colour. Special lighting is not acceptable (if there is too little light for exposure the scene must be cut or a single lamp be attached to the camera).
5. Optical work and filters are forbidden.
6. The film must not contain superficial action (murders, weapons, etc. must not occur.)
7. Temporal and geographical alienation are forbidden (that is to say that the film takes place here and now).
8. Genre movies are not acceptable.
9. The final picture must be transferred to the Academy 35mm film, with an aspect ratio of 4:3, that is, not widescreen. Originally, the requirement was that the film had to be filmed on Academy 35mm film, but the rule was relaxed to allow low-budget productions.
10. The director must not be credited.

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Beautiful Darling

Beautiful Darling, a documentary film, pays tribute to the short but influential life of an extraordinary person -- the actress Candy Darling, born James Slattery in a Long Island suburb in 1944. Drawn to the feminine from childhood, by the mid-Sixties James had become Candy, a gorgeous, blonde actress and well-known downtown New York figure. Candy's career took her through the raucous and revolutionary Off-off-Broadway theater scene and into Andy Warhol's legendary Factory. There she became close to Warhol and starred in two Factory movies that still shock and amuse today: Flesh and Women in Revolt. Candy used her Warhol fame to land further film roles, and her admirer Tennessee Williams cast her in his play Small Craft Warnings. She dreamed of becoming a Hollywood star, but tragically died of lymphoma in the early Seventies, at only twenty-nine.

Candy's beauty, humor, and early death, the guts it took to live as a woman, the glamorous parties and the famous friends -- most of all the strength of will she demonstrated in her remarkable act of self-creation -- moved those who knew her in her lifetime and continue to gather fans today. It's a story of wild, creative times and of audacious people, but one that has a theme inspiring for anyone, anywhere: whatever the obstacles, be true to yourself.

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Word of mouth

“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.”

Thomas Szasz

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because i love you; For sentimental reasons.

There ain't nothing I can do
or nothing I can say
Just what I want to anyway
And I don't care just what people may say
And if I, if I take a notion
the jump-off into the ocean
Ain't nobody's bizness if I do
And if I go to church on sunday
then cabaret all day monday
It ain't nobody's bizness if I do

if my baby ain't got no money
and I say take all of mine honey
Ain't nobody's bizness if I do
If I give my baby my last nickle, O
and it leaves me, leaves me in a pickle
it ain't nobody's bizness if I do
I'd rather from my baby to hit me
then to jump off and quit me
Ain't nobody's bizness if I do
Nobody's bizness if I do

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* will try and put up an album a week starting now.

Life is beautiful.

Letterman - Running around

American Splendor

"In 1976, Harvey Pekar brought a real breakthrough in American comics: his 'American Splendor', a comic featuring Pekar's stories drawn by several artists such as R. Crumb, Joe Zabel, G. Budgett and Gary Dumm, brought unflinching realism into comics. Harvey Pekar billed this book as coming "from off the streets of Cleveland" and that's the kind of stories readers got - no bombast in either tag lines or narratives, no romanticizing of either sex or violence.

As one reviewer put it, "Pekar is like the Lenny Bruce of comix. Often funny, sometimes poignant, but always truthful in a medium that mostly specializes in fiction." Pekar's 'American Splendor' has been made into a movie which has been awarded on several occasions."

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Andy Kaufman

During an appearance on Johnny Carson, Kaufman does his usual Elvis impersonation and then takes off his costume to reveal an "I Love Grandma" sweatshirt.

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Not important.

“Irritability is immaturity of character. If you are subject to being cross and unpleasant with others for no apparent reason, you need to come face-to-face with the fact that you are thinking too much of yourself. After all, your feelings are not the most important thing in this world.”

Lawrence G. Lovasik

Fucking idiot.

"A senior Iranian cleric's controversial theory that immodestly-dressed women can cause earthquakes is being put to the test, thanks to an Indiana student and 80,000 accomplices.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted in Iranian media last week as saying that "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes."

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"Hail to the king, baby" - THS Exhibit.

"Hail to the King, Baby!" is {ths} first solo exhibition in Poland. It’s {ths} biggest exhibition so far featuring a lot of canvas and paper artworks and variety of his Gluebooks. The exhibition also includes a strange video installation, called "Something is out there".

Ed note: Check out "GIANT" in them glass cages. last two photos. I feel like a cock star. for more info go here or if ya polish and want to buy some killer pronto art go see the show here

He's my brother.

Is this what YOU LEFT ME FOR!

On the house

"On the House" is a collaboration between Mike Daily, Forrest Armstrong and Jase Daniels. The track was recorded by Daily (poem) and Armstrong (beats) in March 2010 in Portland, Oregon, then sent to Daniels (production) in England. Alternative Reel is publishing "On the House" for the first time.

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The last days of Leo Tolstoy

"Despite physical suffering that might appear excruciating to us, Leo Tolstoy continued to live an inner, spiritual life. The extent to which this was so may be gauged from certain remarks made by him at this time. During the last 24 hours of his life, Tolstoy said, among other things, the following: "Well, so that's good, too"; "Everything is simple and good"; "Good... yes, yes..." and so on. He spoke these words when, judging by his heavy breathing, hiccups and groans, one might have supposed him in too much agony to be capable of functioning with a free, let alone happy mind. Evidently, as the master's body was dying, the belief, staunchly held by Tolstoy that a man who lives by the spirit of God can wrest happiness even from the harshest and most trying conditions, was now being tested on Tolstoy himself. After all, Tolstoy had never tired of repeating this to others. Tolstoy's death-agony could not stifle his awareness of this spiritual principle, which he saw as the essence of human life. On the contrary, this death-agony purified it and made it more sharply defined."

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Nailed it.

Ram's Head from Laww Media on Vimeo.

George Anderson reads his poem "Rams head".

Jase Harper

Always funny who ya meet in bars if ya just
get drunk enough to get up and chat.

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Ian Shearer - Bandwidth

"The lobby was full of Japanese women dressed like schoolgirls. As well as the obvious thoughts a scene like this might inspire in a twenty-two year old guy, I thought maybe Will had taken a new direction with his music videos and made a mental note to check the site for updates over the next couple of days. They all started giggling and taking photos of me with their phones, which made me seriously paranoid, but after checking that I was all zipped up and there were no remnants of burger cheese on my face I decided it must be because I am fucking awesome. I stepped into the lift thinking this must be how Mickey Rourke feels, all day, every day, so I threw up the peace sign and the doors closed in front of me."

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An interview with George Anderson.

I fucking love you, Bitch.

"This thin volume of verse is openly crude and self indulgent but written in an extremely candid and uncompromising style. In the great tradition of Bukowski these poems are about fucking, drinking beer and the writing process. Smith unashamedly and truthfully reveals his relationship with his woman - warts and all. His free verse language is unadorned, and occasionally, highly amusing. Smith has a lot going for him: He is young, strongly determined, highly entrepreneurial and unafraid to take risks. In fact, he is the maddest fucker I have come across in the poetry industry in Australia. Smith can’t spell for shit and couldn’t care less but in reading his work you will discover a fresh filthy voice that is becoming more widely known in underground circles.

In a recent interview over the Internet I asked Ben a few questions to help me clarify where he was at:"

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A little different

"As a young man, I have grown to expect waking up in the morning with fat, hard and full, purple dick; dying to vomit out piss. However this morning I was awoken to a small bulge of skin, no bigger than a kiwi fruit, perturbing from where my cock used to be."

another tale about my penis . com

*photo by D'Arne

Wanna eat?

I can haz cheezburger

Aww, poor baby.

“No support”

She says
I don’t support her
in any thing she does,

But tonight I have had
three phone calls
asking how to
make a hyperlink
to you tube for
a power point
presentation.

Before the phone rang
I was stumbling around
my bedroom
dancing with a
polystyrene head
wearing
A fedora in a drunken
Stupor.

I turn down the music.
I give her the instructions.

I Un-do my brazier.

You crazy bitch,
I can hardly support
My self.

Stealing moves

“Can you hear it?”

At a Thai restaurant,

in the toilet,

I take a piss on a

statue of buddah

and say;

“come and get me

you fat, little,

mother fucker."

He doesn’t .

I join my family

back at the table

as if nothing had

ever happened

and in reality

nothing did.

A tree in the forest

is the same toilet

as a fat man

in a bathroom.

God can put both

my balls in his mouth

and swish em around

like a fairy floss

machine.

I wish i was a butchi boy.

Falling down.

Big photo dump.

Worlds first skin graft - lookin' fresh.