Horror, Sleaze and Trash.: Eat like kings

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Eat like kings

1. Charles Bukowski (No doubt)
2. Nina Simone (no air rifle this time)
3. Salvidor Dali (with hi anteater)
4. Janine Lindermulder (Drunk and naked)
5. Robert Deniro (taxi driver costume and character)
6. Enstien (when he was dressing like a chick)
7. The king, Elvis Aaron Presley. (come back special days)

8. Should have got invited but couldnt make it - Van Gogh.

Leave a comment with your choices, or dont.

15 comments:

u.v.ray.March 1, 2011 at 7:12 PM
1. Henry Miller.

2. Andy Warhol.

3. Steve McQeen.

4. Oliver Reed

5. Lord Admiral Nelson.

6. Napoleon.

7. The real king of rock n roll: Link Wray.

Couldn't make it: Marlon Brando.
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Benjamin John SmithMarch 1, 2011 at 7:31 PM
Ooooo, Oliver reed, that's a good one!
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Narkotik666March 1, 2011 at 8:03 PM
1. Hunter S Thompson

2. Aleister Crowley

3. Jimi Hendrix (the REAL KING!)

4. William S. Burroughs

5. Friedrich Nietzsche

6. Charles Bukowski (No doubt, indeed)

7. Francis Ford Coppolla (While making Apocalypse NOW)

Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog would be serving. fuckin peasantry.

Harmony Korine Got lost on the way there.
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I.S.March 1, 2011 at 10:22 PM
1. Clint Eastwood
2. Frank Sinatra
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Lemmy
5. Buk
6. Sasha Grey
7. Bill Hicks

Drink with Clint, watching Frank and Lemmy fight over Marilyn's affections. Buk next to Sasha is self explanatory. Bill Hicks is mandatory.

Bogie and Hunter are meeting us at the bar later.
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AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 5:06 AM
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Adam J. SchirlingMarch 2, 2011 at 9:07 AM
1. Jayne Mansfield, so I can stare at her tits
2. Vlad Dracula, to see if he got a bad rap
3. HST, with his water laced with acid
4. Wild Bill Hickcock, holdin a dead mans hand
5. Blackbeard, holdin his treasure map
6. Uncle Buk, in a greasy tshirt and no shoes
7. Jack the Ripper, to tell me the best places to meet nice girls

honorable mention: Belladonna is blowing me under the table
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Benjamin John SmithMarch 2, 2011 at 9:25 AM
Haha fuck man, can i do my list again, how the fuck did i forget Old Hunter. And Bull Lee. And Korine? i must have been tripping. This exercise is a head fuck any ways. Cant i just have a whole table of nude Munroes easting each other out for main course?
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menaceMarch 2, 2011 at 11:57 AM
1.Bitch number one
2.Bitch number two
3.Bitch number three
4.mom? what the fuck?
5.Bitch number five
6.Bitch number six
7.A nice plant (weed)
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John RebelMarch 2, 2011 at 12:59 PM
1. Hunter S of course
2. Chuck Sheen behaving the way he's behaving right now would be gold
3. Traci Lords when she was doing porn
4. Dean Martin
5. Lemmy Kilmister
6. McQueen
7. Audrey Hepburn...

Bukowsky would get lost somewhere along the way fully drunk delivering mail / boning a Monroe / Mansfield type 50's vixen mega babe...
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AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 5:19 PM
1. Henry Miller (cheers, u.v.ray)
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Woody Allen (had to sit them together)
4. Michelle L'amour (google her)
5. Marquis de Sade
6. Caroline Munro (Golden Voyage of Sinbad)
7. Harvey Pekar
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Narkotik666March 2, 2011 at 6:33 PM
FUCK THAT....just watch the Charlie Sheen Vid.
1. Bi-Winning Charlie
2. Epic Charlie
3. It's got nothing to do with me Charlie
4. Just Do IT Charlie
5. Whats not to love Charlie
6. I can't remember Charlie
7. IT WAS RADICAL Charlie

FUCKIN LEGEND!
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Adam J. SchirlingMarch 2, 2011 at 11:16 PM
ole' Chuck Sheen is the ONLY one invited!!!!!
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John RebelMarch 3, 2011 at 2:39 PM
That's HEPTI-WINNING CHUCK...
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tMarch 4, 2011 at 1:21 AM
1 weed
2 xbox
3 doritos
4 coffee
5 a dead hooker
6 hair dryer to warm up dead hooker from time to time
7 your mum
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Benjamin John SmithMarch 4, 2011 at 2:28 PM
sounds like the perfect dinner tucks.
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