Wednesday, June 29, 2011
"graduation"
The first night was family night.
It had free beer and wine
and a little fat Greek kid
sat in the corner with
his plate
6 quiches high.
lots of noise,
the bath tub ring
of society.
the next night was
red wood grain and
security checks.
Peaking ducks
and
a grand piano
not being played
in the rooms
quiet corner.
The high water mark
of academia.
The first night she
received a $100 check
Its
more money
than i have ever made from
poetry.
i had hoped she would
get another $100 check
the next night.
I say if she does
we can afford to
buy the pink rabbit vibrator
and she is like
I'm not fucking
buying a dildo with
a check Ben.
The bar tender hates me
on the second night
but i hate him to
so there is some kind
of equilibrium.
She gets a certificate and
a hand shake.
We are both secretly
bitterly disappointed
that we cant afford the dildo
so we have to go home
and settle with a bath
and the appendages that
god gave us.
I dont blame her;
i feel ripped off
by the big fella
as the next man
who wanted cash
but got a
handshake.
The first night was family night.
It had free beer and wine
and a little fat Greek kid
sat in the corner with
his plate
6 quiches high.
lots of noise,
the bath tub ring
of society.
the next night was
red wood grain and
security checks.
Peaking ducks
and
a grand piano
not being played
in the rooms
quiet corner.
The high water mark
of academia.
The first night she
received a $100 check
Its
more money
than i have ever made from
poetry.
i had hoped she would
get another $100 check
the next night.
I say if she does
we can afford to
buy the pink rabbit vibrator
and she is like
I'm not fucking
buying a dildo with
a check Ben.
The bar tender hates me
on the second night
but i hate him to
so there is some kind
of equilibrium.
She gets a certificate and
a hand shake.
We are both secretly
bitterly disappointed
that we cant afford the dildo
so we have to go home
and settle with a bath
and the appendages that
god gave us.
I dont blame her;
i feel ripped off
by the big fella
as the next man
who wanted cash
but got a
handshake.
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"Drunk at the matinee" is a collection of candid poetry about stupid shit that we all experience from day to day.




real fucking funny man! good to see that shit did not phase you!
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