Wednesday, March 10, 2010

A list of the kings


"You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: 'Today a young man on acid . . . thought he could fly . . . jumped out of a building . . . what a tragedy!" What a dick. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the fucking ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron. Fucking celebrate. There's one less moron in the world."

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Dice clay -
"Watching Jerry Seinfeld on stage is like watching a fucking accountant. It's just so absolutely god-awful. I would rather watch a Monday night amateur who doesn't know any better try to create something funny rather than going, 'Have you been to McDonald's lately?' Yeah, I have. What's so funny about it? The fries are good. You put me on stage, I'm the greatest stand-up ever in the history of American culture."


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